Oh hai.

It’s hard to nap when he thinks I’m his own personal mattress.

So thankful for you today, small dog. (And to show how much I love you I ordered you a harness you can’t back out of. Muahahahaha 😈)

I’m a lot more comfortable holding small children after having this zonk monster for over a year. #finnstagram

Feels like fall therefor I must dress like a farmer.

Celebrating Mother’s Day as a “Granny”

This one is here too. #notasexciting

My own personal Grumpy Cat. Happy Mother’s Day to me! #grumpycat #imissyouallthedamntime

Guys. Guys. Guys. GUYS! GUYS!!! GUYYYYYYYS!!!!!!!!

“I shall go outside in the pouring rain and then come inside and drape my soaking wet body across Momma’s face. Yes. This is how I shall show my love.”

Poncho rockin’ all day long. #wompwomp #petsitterlife

Reasons why nothing is getting done today #ilook12

This was the perfect part of this movie for me.